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So on April 1 there’s a news story at some Portuguese website who’s name in English means “toad” about some online music streaming thing called Arctic Outpost Radio AM1270 that’s “spinning the 78’s from 77° latitude” going from three followers to 40,000 in a matter of hours, all newcomers from Portugal thanks to some dude who’s last name is “Markl.”
Thanks for playing, but right now we’re kinda busy dealing with “virual” news of a serious kind. Next.
But just to humor you we’ll click on the DJ’s Instragram link and…um, wait – you were serious?!
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I'm a professional transient living on a tiny Norwegian island next door to the North Pole, where once a week (or thereabouts) I pollute our extreme and pristine environment with paper fishwrappers decorated with seemingly random letters that would cause a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters to die of humiliation. Such is the wisdom one acquires after more than 25 years in the world's second-least-respected occupation, much of it roaming the seven continents in search of jazz, unrecognizable street food and escorts I f****d with by insisting they give me the platonic tours of their cities promised in their ads. But it turns out this tiny group of islands known as Svalbard is my True Love and, generous contributions from you willing, I'll keep littering until they dig my body out when my climate-change-deformed apartment collapses or they exile my penniless ass because I'm not even worthy of washing your dirty dishes.