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In what we’ll call a return to the glorious original days when Icepeople was a mere four-page bathroom reader, presenting the first-ever “sustainability” print issue (PDF), which in part legitimately is due to local establishments expressing concern about distributing large paper editions given the major effort to reduce single-use plastics and other waste.
The idea is it’s essentially a menu of everything you can find online and in the full print issues, available as PDFs at the website and hopefully in limit locations once we “subcontract” the job of printing to someone. And hopefully you’ll see it’s possible to really compress a lot into those four pages with some effort.
I'm a professional transient living on a tiny Norwegian island next door to the North Pole, where once a week (or thereabouts) I pollute our extreme and pristine environment with paper fishwrappers decorated with seemingly random letters that would cause a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters to die of humiliation. Such is the wisdom one acquires after more than 25 years in the world's second-least-respected occupation, much of it roaming the seven continents in search of jazz, unrecognizable street food and escorts I f****d with by insisting they give me the platonic tours of their cities promised in their ads. But it turns out this tiny group of islands known as Svalbard is my True Love and, generous contributions from you willing, I'll keep littering until they dig my body out when my climate-change-deformed apartment collapses or they exile my penniless ass because I'm not even worthy of washing your dirty dishes.