Vladimir Putin won’t be facing off in the pope-blessed “Last Ice Hockey Game at the North Pole” until next year due to organizational snafus. A “badass lady” from India is supposedly living up to that rep by skiing from Oslo to the top of the world. And a world-class marathoner from Hong Kong who says his competitive juices aren’t flowing for this year’s icy endurance race at the Pole also hopes to beat the 4.5-hour record time by at least an hour.
Welcome to another season between 89 and 90 degrees latitude north where expedition-of-a-lifetime quests, awareness campaigns, trophy seeking, publicity stunts, outhouses from hell and lots of beer are the hallmarks of a temporary exclusive community inhabited by some of the hardiest workers and well-heeled misfits (and we don’t necessarily mean that in a bad way) on Earth.
Assuming they eventually manage to make it to the starting line at the village, so to speak, which these days is just one more extreme oddity.
The year’s North Pole expedition season is underway in full swing this week as evidenced in Longyearbyen by lots of folks pulling training sleds in Adventdalen, piling multiple grocery carts with freeze-dried meals from huge bins set out for the next few weeks, and sitting in cafes and pubs with huge bright parkas bearing the names/sponsors of their quests. From there they’ll swarm to the cargo area at Svalbard Airport, where massive amounts of gear and emotionally-drenched passengers will be shuttled several hundred kilometers northward and back at all hours quickly subject to change.
“The start of the journey to the North Pole and my eyes are fixed on beer,” wrote Richard Donovan, among the elite of the elite inhabitants as the organizer and participant in the North Pole Marathon since 2002, in a Facebook post a few days ago while wearing “crazy eyes” glasses gazing at the glass of suds dominating the picture while waiting at an airport bar for his flight to Longyearbyen.
Such is levity necessary, along with lots of patience and physical endurance, for the mix of frenetic and tedious times ahead.
The Barneo ice camp “officially” opened as scheduled on April 1, but the not-so-funny “joke” is on the first group of expeditions that already facing delays of more than a week due to problems that have become typical including building the ice runway and political upheaval – which this year includes a new twist related to the Russian/Ukrainian conflict.
The first flight to the camp scheduled last Thursday now won’t depart until at least Wednesday, reminding several dozen people trying to cope with booking extra lodging in sold-out hotels and other hassles the vast sums of money they spend are no assurance of a smooth trip (or even that it will take place) since scheduling is largely at the mercy of things such as logistics and weather.
“There’s a delay for all North Pole trips – not an unusual occurrence when traveling to the extreme,” the North Pole Marathon told participants in a post on the event’s Facebook page Sunday. But that trying-to-sound-upbeat message understates the snarled web of complications that are causing seasons to become more and more chaotic – and inevitably shorter to the point some never get to attempt the quest of of their dreams.
As the ice camp organizers reminded everyone on Barneo’s official Facebook page after construction of the camp started in late March, it’s not like the paratroopers and other workers are lounging in the bar/mess tent that will be the communal gathering point.
“First you need to find a suitable ice floe, then deliver to that point by dropping parachutists and the most necessary cargo, including two tractors,” the message states. “In Russia, only one crew for the military transport IL-76 MD, from the 224th airborne detachment of the Ministry of Defense under the command of Gennady Grebenshchikov, can perform this operation.”
“The Il-76 flew from Murmansk on the 27th March after a five-day delay because of bad weather. On board were several tons of equipment, including barrels of fuel, two tractors, foodstuff and material for building the ice camp.”
This year’s camp is initially located at N89’28, E151’41, or 59.3 kilometers from the North Pole. But those doing the most popular “last-degree” ski trip will cover considerably more distance than that during the week (give or take a few days) such expeditions typically take.
“I’m skiing the last degree to the North Pole, which means I’ll get dropped off at the 89th degree of latitude,” wrote Eirliani Abdul Rahman, part of a seven-person group attempting to trip to raise awareness for survivors of sexual child abuse, in a question-and-answer page about the expedition. “The distance to the North Pole is 60 nautical miles as the crow flies, which translates to 69 miles or approximately 111 kilometers. However, the actual distance could be as long as 100 miles, depending on the route we take.”
“There’s pressure ridges which look like giant ice blocks, formed by ice floes colliding with each other, and open leads which are narrow, linear cracks in the ice that form when ice floes diverge or shear as they move parallel to each other. We will have to cross the leads where they are narrow and haul our sleds containing our food, tent and gear over the pressure ridges.”
Which makes the expedition being attempted by Aparna Kumar, the first female officer of Indian Police Service (IPS) and Indo-Tibetan Border Police (ITBP) to successfully conquer the South Pole, much more massively impressive – if you take media reports from her homeland at face value.
“According to an official release, on April 4, the badass lady officer will start her journey to the North Pole, 178.6 kilometre-trek from Norway’s Oslo,” a story at SheThePeople.tv declared. (Such hiccups are common, but ultimately all that matters is reaching and being photographed with the flags and banners inevitably brought to 90 degrees north.)
Participants pay roughly 20,000 Euro or more (not including getting to Longyearbyen) for that particular “vacation” where, as an Arctic Today article puts it, “you can spend two days in a tent, with no bathing facilities, no private accommodations and no choice of what you get to eat. Nor is there any power to charge up your devices, but, with no WiFi, there is little need to do so. What’s more, temperatures during your stay will be as low as minus 40 degrees.”
But there are ways to indulge fully in that camp experience and trip to the Pole without the subsequent week of grueling skiing. But while the alternatives may also cost a bit less, expect them to send your heart rate skyrocketing just the same.
One is the aforementioned North Pole Marathon which costs about 16,000 Euro and, contrary to its name, takes place on a 4.2-kilometer loop at Barneo that runners circle ten times. Among the 46 runners registered for this year’s race is Hard Tsui Chi-kin, who finished the Hong Kong Marathon in a then-record time of two hours, 34 minutes and 31 seconds in 2015 and told the South China Morning Post the world’s northernmost race “has not sparked his competitive instincts.”
“I will not be comparing myself to other runners, but if there are other runners of the same level and the same strength, I’d like to run with them as it’s always fun to run with a companion in such a harsh environment,” he said.
Yet he hopes to complete the icy, usually wildly uneven course of jagged ice and snow in three-and-a-half hours, exactly one hour faster than the current record. Donovan said Chi-kin’s foremost focus on just participating in the event is the right approach, since even the most experienced and talented of runners need to “enjoy the apprehension.”
“You are going into the unknown and anyone who tells you they know what they are doing is lying,” he told the SCMP. “The running is an auxiliary part of the trip. There is a whole North Pole adventure here.”
After the marathon participants are flown by helicopter to the North Pole where they participate in the traditional circular dance around the Pole while linking arms. While expeditioners may not necessarily be there yet, it’s possible some other revelers will literally drop in after jumping out of planes for solo or tandem skydives at the top of the world (cost: $37,000 solo, $77,000 tandem, $20,000 for a second jump and $40,000 for a videographer).
Then they’ll return to Barneo for what is supposed to be a short layover before the flight back to Longyearbyen, during which they might or might not have the opportunity to enjoy artwork, music, and a range of companions that might include political and religious VIP visitors whose only sweat might be of the mental/emotional type.
The Barneo camp was established by Russia in 2002 and seasons generally are roughly four weeks long, but worries a decade ago the vanishing Arctic sea ice might mean the permanent end of such expeditions has been greatly complicated the past several years by here-and-now organizational and political snafus. Last year’s camp was the shortest ever, officially opening nearly two weeks late on April 13 and shutting down only 12 days later. While the camp crammed everyone still in Longyearbyen into the abbreviated scheduled, numerous participants were forced to cancel their expeditions because their schedules didn’t allow for the long delay.
Russia and Norway have been feuding about Barneo since 2015 when a high-ranking Russian official flaunted a ban on his entry to Norway by stopping in Svalbard on his way to the ice camp. That’s been followed by Chechen military personnel stopping at the airport, a Russian plane crash that crash landed near Barneo left abandoned to sink into the sea ice, and Norway imposing 48-hour advance notice requirements for passenger/cargo lists that defy the often impromptu adjustments necessary due to weather and ice runway conditions.
Adding to the mixture this year is a dispute between Norway and the Ukraine involving the latter using its pilots and crew above 80 degrees latitude north, leaving expeditioners stranded in Longyearbyen as the two outside countries engage in a diplomatic battle for access.
While interviews with random expeditioners and other North Pole hopefuls hasn’t unveiled any willing to abandon their plans yet, since most are well-advised by now to ensure great flexibility in their scheduling, one major event already is now slated for next year due to organizational problems at the lowland level.
The Last Ice Hockey Game at the North Pole was originally scheduled for April 24-25 of this year, but organizers have declared it will now take place in 2020 because there was a lack of time to prepare this year.
The event was planned to draw attention to the decline of sea ice as the climate warms and has already has the backing of the UN and the IIHF, ice hockey’s international governing body,” Arctic Today reported. “It has also been blessed by the pope and the Russian patriarch and has the support of the eight Arctic states. Organizers are hopeful that Vladimir Putin, who was expected to suit up this year, will be available in 2020.”