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‘I’ve been good’ – Santa’s workshop gets usual requests, along with a few special orders such as a hamster from Syria

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A red balloon. Legos. Star Wars gadgets. A Playstation 4. A Ferrari.

A typical range of innocent to exorbitant wish list items, including some that conveniently overlap (“Lego Star Wars” for Playstation). Along with under-the-tree presents that are normal here but in few other places like sleds designed to be towed by snowmobiles.

But not all the tiny nissen (“someone who believes in Santa”) depositing their letters to Santa in his mailbox Sunday at the base of Mine 2B (his real workshop, as everyone wise enough to disregard that propaganda about the North Pole knows) are merely materialistic. In fact, that “Ferrari” may be among the cheapest and most spirit-of-the-season requests – although Santa will need to do far more than just send a work order to his elves to make it happen.

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A Longyearbyen youngster writing to Santa wishes for a black hamster from Syria that will be named “Ferrari.” Photo by Mark Sabbatini / Icepeople

“What I want most of all is a Syrian HAMSTER,” wrote one youth who – just in case Santa’s been getting too many requests for mobile phones and Justin Bieber albums – includes a helpful illustration of what the tyke calls “my little Ferrari.” “And lots of hamster equipment.”

At least one nissen this year seems to be familiar with the “’tis better to give than receive” concept, attaching a collection of her pacifiers to her letter and noting that, since her third birthday is coming soon, “you can give them to your nissen babies. I want a large red balloon that I can fly.”

The letters were collected and properly processed for delivery to the original jolly old elf by Odd Jostein Sylte, a supervisor at Longyearbyen’s power plant who made the mailbox long ago so his daughter and other local children could drop off their requests directly at the source.

“My wife and I did it when my daughter was two,” he said. “She’s now 21.”

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A soon-to-be three-year-old offers her pacifiers to Santa for the infants on his delivery list in a letter asking only for a “big red balloon that I can fly.” Photo by Mark Sabbatini / Icepeople

While some of the youths are facing a holiday season where their parents will be coping with the stress of losing their jobs and moving to the mainland due to the Store Norske crisis, Sylte said this year’s letters are pretty much the same as every other year.

And for parents slow to realize how quickly kids are growing up these days, consider these requests from various three- and four-year-olds: a snowboard, “a snowmobile, a monstrous one,” dogs and a dogsled, snorkel gear and – maybe most mature of all – a hardy wool sweater. Thankfully for the traditional crowd, there’s still the usual requests for dollhouses, visits from friends/relatives and teddy bears (of the polar species…like, duuuh).

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Mark Sabbatini

I'm a professional transient living on a tiny Norwegian island next door to the North Pole, where once a week (or thereabouts) I pollute our extreme and pristine environment with paper fishwrappers decorated with seemingly random letters that would cause a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters to die of humiliation. Such is the wisdom one acquires after more than 25 years in the world's second-least-respected occupation, much of it roaming the seven continents in search of jazz, unrecognizable street food and escorts I f****d with by insisting they give me the platonic tours of their cities promised in their ads. But it turns out this tiny group of islands known as Svalbard is my True Love and, generous contributions from you willing, I'll keep littering until they dig my body out when my climate-change-deformed apartment collapses or they exile my penniless ass because I'm not even worthy of washing your dirty dishes.
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