Random weirdness for the week of July 28, 2015

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We don’t know who made the video camera (and wouldn’t mention the company if we did, unless perhaps they slipped us some money under the table), but this torture test on YouTube has to be a product publicist’s wet dream. The big furry thing in the foreground is a polar bear mom playing rough with a spy camera set up outside a den in Svalbard by a BBC documentary filmmaker earlier this year. The resulting footage captures some of her cub’s first steps outside  the den from standard, sideways and upside down perspectives. The mother also shoots an up-close facial selfie before delivering a fitting “ending”…

werewolves
Um, the silver bullets aren’t working: Go ahead…try to put three through the heart of one of these. Photo provided by De Agnostini

Werewolves vs. storm troopers. It sounds like yet another cliché game (and we’ll get to that in a moment), but it’s the debate we faced about what to lead off with here this week. Werewolves eek out the win on the basis of Real Weirdness, as researchers are bestowing that classification on a species of zooplankton found in Svalbard. They’ve been dubbed werewolf zooplankton “not because they are covered in hair and ravish virgins, but the way they respond to moonlight,” according to Jørgen Berge, a University of Tromsø professor and leader of the project, in an interview with the Express of London. Basically it has to do with synchronizing their feeding habits according to the moonlight during the polar winter, rather than being dormant as previously believed. But, despite their fearsome name, Berge said the tiny creatures are the ones under threat due to climate change and increasing human activity in the far north…

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The farce is strong in this one: “A 10-hour trek to record a single wire effect”…Y’know computers have this amazing ability to create sounds, too. Image courtesty of EA/DICE

Still, bad as warming waters and oil tankers might be for those helpless werewolves, we’re guessing they’ll fare a lot better against those than the Imperial Walkers and other weaponry from “a long time ago,” as Svalbard turns out to be one of the battleground sites in the upcoming “Star Wars Battlefront” video game. Specifically, its “desolate valleys” provided the sounds for the Hoth ice planet, according to Design & Trend. The other extreme, obviously, is Tatooine, whose sounds were recorded in Dubai.

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Mark Sabbatini

I'm a professional transient living on a tiny Norwegian island next door to the North Pole, where once a week (or thereabouts) I pollute our extreme and pristine environment with paper fishwrappers decorated with seemingly random letters that would cause a thousand monkeys with a thousand typewriters to die of humiliation. Such is the wisdom one acquires after more than 25 years in the world's second-least-respected occupation, much of it roaming the seven continents in search of jazz, unrecognizable street food and escorts I f****d with by insisting they give me the platonic tours of their cities promised in their ads. But it turns out this tiny group of islands known as Svalbard is my True Love and, generous contributions from you willing, I'll keep littering until they dig my body out when my climate-change-deformed apartment collapses or they exile my penniless ass because I'm not even worthy of washing your dirty dishes.
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